This engaging young-adult mystery follows best friends Rick and Martina, social outcasts at Meadowvale High who are known for staging elaborate pranks. Their lives take a deadly turn when the school yearbook is hacked, replacing traditional superlatives like “Most Likely to Succeed” with terrifying death predictions, such as “Homecoming’s Cutest Corpses.” This perceived cruel joke quickly becomes a nightmare when students and staff start dying in the exact ways described. As the primary suspects due to their history of practical jokes, Rick and Martina must find the real killer before they become the next victims on the list. McBride’s snarky dialogue rings true to teen talk, and emerging romances add a little spark and normality to the out-of-control happenings at school. A group chat shared by the high-school seniors who fear they are targeted adds a chorus effect, and grown-ups prove completely useless when it comes to finding the murderer—and oh, what a reveal that is. Don’t miss the acknowledgement, in which McBride reveals where she got the story idea!
Dark Humor
A missing brother, the Russian mob, a sick child, and a kill-order all add up to just another typical day in Hart’s latest thriller. The members of Assassins Anonymous all want to put their killing days behind them. Valencia leaves her toddler in the capable hands of Mark, Astrid, and Booker so she can try to find her brother. When the little girl gets a high fever, Astrid and Booker take her to the emergency room, triggering red flags at the hospital when they can’t answer simple questions such as, “What’s the girl’s last name?” The police get involved, and the protagonists find themselves running, avoiding every camera they can. While they are regretting not just giving the girl Tylenol, Mark visits a Russian mob boss, who demands that he either kill Astrid or they will kill a woman he used to love and her son. The boy doesn’t know that Mark is his father, and his former girlfriend has not seen or spoken to Mark since his attempt at recovery. Hart has crafted a solid action thriller with humor and emotion, and as the pages fly, the intensity increases. At three books in, with all of them terrific, give this one a shot.
Book of The Week
Interested in a new and hilarious spin on motherhood? Then get on your reading list the laugh-aloud-funny/steer-wheel-gripping story of Tilly Turner, a single mom who will do anything for her identical twin daughters. When her career as a stand-up comic hits the shredder and her beloved mother has recently died, Tilly moves back to her hometown in Idaho, eager to establish community. Which, naturally, brings her to join a pole-dancing 101 class. And guess what? Pole dancing turns out to be a total blast. If only she didn’t wake up the next morning with a pounding headache, bad case of alcohol-induced amnesia, and a dead body scrunched in the trunk of the car. For starters, who is the dead man? Could Tilly have done him in? And where can she get a reliable babysitter whom the twins will love so that she can go figure out what’s happening and what the other strippers may know? Add to this the hottie agent from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives who keeps showing up at her home, not invited but not disinvited either. Sit back, relax, and enjoy what is sure to be one of the best blends of crime fiction with a good dollop of coziness to be published in 2026.
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As hilarious as it is horrifying, this crime novel is frankly like no other. Separated from his wife—and with visits to his pre-school daughter far too infrequent—criminal-defense lawyer Björn Diemel has only one option: to clean up his work-life balance. It’s his wife who recommended he take up mindfulness. And while initially he’d rather run in the opposite direction, Björn gradually finds himself seduced by the writings and teaching of mindfulness master Joschka Breitner. (“Mindfulness means being available to your own needs. Anytime you are available to others stands in the way of this mindfulness,” says Breitner.) As Björn rises in his organization, leaving a number of corpses in his wake, he finally understands what’s important in life. And there is nothing that will get in his way to stop it. Also available on Netflix as an eight-part series.
In no way could this novel ever be described as a mystery. And yet it is chock full of mysteries, large and small, some poignant, others humorous, all deeply compelling. Darcy, a public librarian, has returned to her job after suffering through a nervous breakdown that was serious enough to have her institutionalized for a spell. Even though she’s queer, with a wife she loves, learning about the sudden death of her boyfriend from years back pushes her into despair, obsessed with understanding what could have killed him. When she returns to work (presented 100 percent accurately BTW), it’s with understandable trepidation. Patrons are still watching pornos, finding inventive ways to harass one another, protesting both for and against book banning, and expressing anger over DEI. In every way, Is This a Cry for Help? is hugely prescient as it demonstrates how community, colleagues, partners, spouses, humor, and especially libraries can come together to help us survive and thrive.
Maybe Hannah’s best friend Tess is right—a restorative yoga retreat in Joshua Tree might be what Hannah needs to let go of the images of her fiancé’s horrific death, right after he proposed to her in a stunning wilderness setting. On the women’s arrival in the desert, all seems idyllic—the sound bowls, Guru Pax in his flowing robes, the yurts and tech-free environment. But soon Hannah’s nightmares about Ben’s death are supplemented with visions of Waylon Barlow, an ancient miner with a flesh mask and a pick axe. The other retreat attendees, including Hannah’s high school ex-boyfriend Miles; tech-bro Jared and his ethereal partner, Luna; and Dennings, an ex-Marine, start to sense that something is off. Pax’s assistant, Kimi, assures them all is well—but then Dennings disappears. In superb Final Girl form, the retreat attendees get picked off one at a time, in entertainingly gruesome ways. As Hannah struggles to survive and save Tess, she has to confront her own secrets. Author McAuley, winner of Esquire’s Best Horror Book of 2022, Curse of the Reaper, demonstrates once again his flair for cinematic suspense with humor and splatter.
Zorie and Kayla, best friends since third grade, work as house cleaners in a so-so hotel, a position that allows them to engage in a bit of light stealing but not enough to keep them afloat. Which is how the two get involved in crashing weddings where they can pick up some major hauls (steal the money and pawn the goods) while not knowing a soul. Until one weekend they head off to work a rural wedding that they promise each other will be their last gig (“best friend’s honor” is their motto), only to discover that they are the only two Black women at an antebellum-themed wedding. Heading out of town as fast as they can, they are involved in an accident that sends them into temporary hiding as the news blares forth the story of the “Wedding Crash Killers.” Without any support from family, and no friends that can help, things start to escalate and the two head to New Orleans, leaving a trail of blood and bodies in their wake. Zorie and Kayla are forced to make tough decisions about their future and their friendship in this brilliant depiction of two young women who can barely keep alive financially. Completely compelling, full of dark humor, and providing a deep investigation into the nature of friendship, this book is high on my list for book discussions.
It’s dark. It’s humorous. And everything about it is completely unexpected. Dolores dela Cruz has been on the lookout for a serial killer, and Jake Ripper fits the bill. A temp in her office, Jake is charming, handsome, and in possession of a pair of classic “strangler gloves.” What more can you ask for? Jake, meanwhile, is smitten with his mysterious colleague, from her severe wardrobe to the abuse she occasionally dumps on him. Slowly, the relationship between the two morphs into a morbidly intense but weirdly romantic obsession. The dialogue—a good part of the pleasure this book offers—runs from full-on snark to flirtatious banter. And while there are plenty of those head-swiveling moments suspense readers love, more shocking is the tenderness that grows between the two. Are we dealing with real murderers here, or do some serial killers just want to have a little fun? Weird enough to appeal to a broad swath of crime fiction readers.
